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Where did the moral-less barstaff in Cambrian go?

kaosskitten — Thu, 27 Jan 2011 22:19:29 +0000

Me: I miss when the barman just fucks you over and doesn’t tell you what he’s doing.

Speaking from experience?

kaosskitten — Thu, 27 Jan 2011 22:15:35 +0000

Torin: Better to have a burnt ballsack than a burnt nose

Oh aye!

kaosskitten — Thu, 27 Jan 2011 22:12:30 +0000

Clarey: What am I sitting on…something hard.

You’d think it an easy thing to find…

kaosskitten — Thu, 09 Dec 2010 23:23:00 +0000

Amz: I can’t find my giant blue head!

Toad Sex

kaosskitten — Mon, 06 Dec 2010 12:34:59 +0000

Sion: I’m losing my toad in the hole virginity!

Colourblindness

kaosskitten — Mon, 06 Dec 2010 12:33:27 +0000

Auntie Issy: We’re colourblind in the dark.

Guitar.

kaosskitten — Mon, 06 Dec 2010 12:31:34 +0000

Me: I can do that bit better with my tongue than he can with his fingers.

When I grow up I wanna be…

kaosskitten — Mon, 06 Dec 2010 12:28:23 +0000

Sion: I wanna be a spaceman!
Steph: Well I wanna be a spaceSHIP!!!!
Me:…so…you want Sion to be inside you?
Steph: >.<"
Sion: Yeh you really didn't think that through.

Halloween Shenanigans

kaosskitten — Mon, 06 Dec 2010 12:20:54 +0000

James: This is my clunge…flick it in the vag

(Yeh I have no idea what that is even supposed to mean. James is a pretty weird guy…especially when he’s drunk xD)

James: (to Torin) We will find some vag curtains for you!

(See what I mean?)

Meelie: (after Torin caused them both to fall over in a heap in the middle of the road) He abused me in the fanny!!

Haberdashery Innuendo

kaosskitten — Mon, 06 Dec 2010 12:08:59 +0000

Shop assistant: I want a 32 inch chunky

She was talking zips…honest.